A Fairytale Sans Fairies

Once upon a time there was a receptionist, she liked her job and the people she worked with. However the universe conspired to make her work Sundays every single week and she grew bored with her job. Every Sunday without fail she would sit behind a desk listening to the same ten songs over and over again. She was never allowed to leave her desk because if she did, that would be the one time someone arrived needing her assistance. So there she sat clicking through web pages and writing blog entries. Then one Sunday the music got stuck playing Avril Lavigne’s 'Complicated’ over and over and over and over and nobody could fix it. After the seventeenth rotation of the song the receptionists head exploded. The End.


What I’m Listening To: Fucking Avril fucking Lavigne.